It's almost Christmas, and you know what that means!
Well yes, it means that, but it also means it's time to be generous and help out your fellow man! Adopt a child in need! Welcome them into your home with open-
What's that? Too expensive? Well, adopt a kitty! They're running a special down at the SPCA where they don't even charge you for-
Still too expensive? Wow, cheapskate. Ok ok, how about adopting a word! Every year hundreds of words are dropped from the English language. What a great way to help our future generations! And it's free; all you have to do is learn some new vocabulary and use it regularly.
http://www.savethewords.org
Look how cute they are! Come on, how can you look at those adorable little words and turn a blond eye? You monster.
Well, being a brunette, I could never turn a blond eye.
ReplyDeleteI've adopted "sceptriferous" and "pigritude". They might quarrel a bit, but I think I can give them a happy home.
"The overseer, being strict as well as sceptriferous, did not look kindly on pigritude of any manner." <3 My babies are so beautiful.
Damn it (Janet)! I knew there was going to be at least one typo in there.
ReplyDeleteWell, 'blond eye' is strangely accurate, so it's staying. ;)